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April 2nd, 2010 / 04:06:09

FINAL FOUR!

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Wow! I’m so honored. The Staple x Nike Pigeon Dunk has just made into the Final Four of all-time greatest kicks on the Sneaker News Tournament. Chosen by y’all!! I’m also very proud that it is the only collaboration sneaker in the Final Four. The others are the Foamposite, the Air Jordan 11 and our semifinal round opponent, the all-mighty Nike Air Force One White-on-White! Very strong opponent! This is like when you played ping-pong against your grandfather who was also a Shaolin Monk. The AF1s are a classic. They are beyond classic actually. They’re a Hanes Tee. A Levi’s 501. Just a forever classic. Hell, I don’t expect the Pigeon to outdo the AF1. Especially if most voters are sneaker aficionados. BUT! In the interest of competition, I now present the Top 10 Reasons Why You Should STILL Vote for the Pigeons!
Wow!本当に光栄です。Staple x Nike Pigeon Dunkが史上最高Kicksを選ぶSneaker News Tournamentでベスト4に入りました。皆さんのおかげです!!また、ベスト4の中では唯一のコラボスニーカーであることも自慢です。そのほかのスニーカーはFoampositeAir Jordan 11、そして準決勝の相手、最強のNike Air Force One White-on-Whiteです!強敵です!これは少林寺僧の祖父を相手に卓球をしているようなものです。AF1は定番です。いや、定番以上です。Hanes TシャツやLevi’s 501と同じレベル。永遠のクラシック。PigeonAF1に勝つとは思いません。得にほとんどの投票者がスニーカーヲタクですから。でも!対戦すからには、それでもなぜPigeonに投票するべきかの理由10個を発表します!

10. History. No sneaker has ever been on the front page of a major NYC newspaper except for the Pigeon. Not before. Not since. Period. 史上初。ニューヨークの大手新聞の一面に取り上げられたスニーカーはPigeon以外ない。それ以前にも、以後もない。

9. Best resell value: Average $2000.00+ for the Pigeons vs regular MRSP for the AF1s. 値打ち価格。Pigeonは平均2000ドル 通常小売価格のAF1s

8. Pigeons (if you can find a pair) last a lot longer than the white on white AF1s which get dirty in the first 10 mins of wearing. Pigeonsは(見つけることが出来れば)、履きたて10分で汚れてしまうホワイト・オン・ホワイトのAF1sより長持ちする。

7. Comfort. I know the AF1s look good…but c’mon, Nike SB Dunks are infinitely more comfortable. And if you think AF1s are more comfortable than Nike SBs, I suggest you try German Wooden Clogs…you might find them even more comfy! 履き心地。AF1sはかっこいいけど...正直Nike SB Dunksのほうが断然履き心地が良いですよね。AF1sNike SBsより履き心地がいいと思う人は、ドイツの木製クロッグをお勧めします...そっちのほうが履きやすいかもしれませんよ。

6. Degree of difficulty. Look at who AF1 had to beat to get to the Final Four and who Pigeon had to overcome. Out-dueling De La’s, Heinekens, Futura x Unkle’s, 2 Supreme’s, SBTG and the Tiffany’s is no easy feat! 難度。AF1がベスト4までに勝ち抜いた相手とPigeonが勝ち抜いた相手を見比べてください。De La’sHeinekensFutura x Unkle’s2 Supreme’sSBTGTiffany’sに勝つのは容易ではありませんでした!

5. The AF1 has been out for over 25 years now and no one felt it was necessary to do a “Sneaker Tourney” in all that time. You could reason that the shoes in the Dunk Division were what spawned this entire phenomenon known as “sneaker culture”. AF1は発売開始からもう25年経っていますが、その間「スニーカートーナメント」をする需要がありませんでした。「スニーカーカルチャー」という現象を引き起こしたのがDunkディビジョンのスニーカーのおかげと言えるからかもしれません。

4. There’s bird poop INSIDE our shoe. No joke! Luck forever! 僕たちのスニーカーの中に鳥のフンが付いています。冗談ではありません。一生ラッキー!

3. Scarcity: 150 Pigeons were made versus 150 bajillion AF1s. レアモノ。Pigeon150 AF1s150兆億万足。

2. If you’ve owned, traded, touched, or even SEEN the Pigeons in real life, you are a certified Sneaker Connoisseur. Louie, the crackhead on the corner has AF1s. 実際Pigeonsを持っている人、売った人、触った人、見ただけの人でも、その人は誰もが認めるスニーカーマエスター。でも、AF1sは街角の浮浪者、Louieまでもが持っている。

1. This is an NCAA inspired tournament. Shouldn’t the finals really be Air Jordan vs a shoe called THE DUNK?!? これはNCAAにインスパイアされたトーナメントです。Air Jordans THE DUNKという名のスニーカーの決勝戦であるべきではないでしょうか?

SO GET ON IT AND VOTE PIGEON!!!!! だから、今すぐPigeonに投票を!!!

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8 Responses to “FINAL FOUR!”

  1. kaNO says:

    I totally agree with Jordans vs. Dunks in the finals, however if that’s the case no other sneaker in history has ever starred in a feature film backed by warner bros.

  2. ZJ DESIGN says:

    C’mon, vote and let the Pigeon go further! (ZJ DESIGN from Beijing)

  3. DJ says:

    wow the race is crazy close. Good Luck!

  4. frank says:

    dunk SB’s suck rectum
    if it was a dunk low or high but fuckin SB
    im still as sad as when the shoe was released…

  5. FatMan says:

    Real talk should be Foams and Pigeons in Final with the Foams taking it home but, the hype heads voted Space Jams so hope Pigeons pull it out.

  6. Nigel Wan Kenobi says:

    Pigeons are all hype and Jeff Staple’s plea for us to vote for them was lame. The pigeon is a nice colorway, but are popular because they are exclusive. Period. The white/white AF1 is legend status. Sure they are extremely attainable….why is that a negative? That is what is wrong with the culture today. I tell you what Jeff, get Nike to re-release the pigeon colorway as a general release and see how well they sell and how many “crack heads” on the corner are rocking them.

    And BTW…in the Jordan category you aren’t voting on the colorway but the model. So you are voting on the XI MODEL not the space jam colorway. Reading in fundamental.

  7. WhatTheHypeBatman says:

    Ok, Here are my top 10 reasons why people should support Jeff Staple the Pigeon SB Dunk:
    10. What other sneaker can you find that has such bland colors and the world’s most disgusting air-born disease vessel on the side of it?
    9. Why wouldn’t you come to the aide of a guy who had to run a campaign to beg sneakerheads and fellow hypebeasts to vote for “his” shoe?
    8. Don’t you have to vote for a sneaker that retailers overcharged like crazy for just because of hype and resellers?
    7. It’s the only SB dunk that features a flying rat on it!
    6. It’s a sneaker that represents NYC the best way a NYC artist knew how… by featuring a stupid bird on it! Forget about all the NYC iconic elements that exist, he chose a pigeon!
    5. It resells for $2000 wooohooo! It MUST be helping the recession!
    4. This sneaker single-handedly caused hundreds of people to get beat by scammers and fake sellers on ebay and the internet! How awesome!
    3. Kids were robbed for these at the release!
    2. These caused a riot at release!
    1. Kids were nearly killed for these at release!
    Yeeehawww, clearly these sneakers deserve to be honored!

  8. 23rakim45 says:

    ^ I LOL’d

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