REED PAGES recently had a little contest over at my friend Josh’s website. The prize was a free year’s subscription if you could fill in blanks from a line in the magazine. We’ve already found a winner, but I wanted to share some of the guesses cuz they are hilarious. I thought people would actually look through the magazine for the answer rather than just take blind stabs. But I definitely give an A for effort!
This was the quote: “New _____________ is okay but why does it have to be so ugly? The ___________ and ___________ should have to answer to an aesthetic community board that won’t let them build awful ___________.”
Here are some of the best answers:
“New GATORADE is okay but why does it have to be so ugly? The NAME and AD CAMPAIGN should have to answer to an aesthetic community board that won’t let them build awful IDEAS.”
“New IPHONE is okay but why does it have to be so ugly? The PRESIDENT and SECRETARY OF DEFENSE should have to answer to an aesthetic community board that won’t let them build awful DONUTS.”
“New STAR TREK is okay but why does it have to be so ugly? The VULCANIANS and KLINGONIANS should have to answer to an aesthetic community board that won’t let them build awful JJ ABRAMSIAN creatures.”
“New ATTITUDE is okay but why does it have to be so ugly? The CABAL and CONCLAVE should have to answer to an aesthetic community board that won’t let them build awful DIATRIBES.”
