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May 22nd, 2009 / 08:46:00

IN THE FUTURE.

This is what the future looks like for us humans. Our plants will be sponsored just like our sporting events and favorite television shows. It’s already happening in NYC.
これが僕達人類の未来です。植物はスポーツイベントや大好きなテレビ番組のようにスポンサーが付きます。ニューヨークではもう起きています。

Google, you made more money than God last year. Thank you for this 2ft x 2ft plot of soil. I can’t wait for the day when I hear, [in a soothing female robotic voice] “The oxygen you are inhaling has been brought to you by Clorox.”
Googleさん、去年、神様よりお金を儲けましたよね。この60cmx60cmの土をありがとう。(心地いい女性のロボットの声で)「今呼吸している酸素はCloroxから提供されています。」と言われる日が待ち遠しい。

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3 Responses to “IN THE FUTURE.”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Intelligence and creativity is the greatest match.. I really really really like this post, Mr. Staple.

  2. Velvet Liga says:

    hehehe omg……

  3. kd says:

    Hahaha! Too funny, but you’re probably right…

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