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July 4th, 2006 / 05:25:00

KOBAYASHI IS A BAD MOFO.

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I’m looking forward to catching tomorrow’s annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest.
In case y’all don’t know, 5’7″ 140lb Takeru Kobayashi is the fucking Michael Jordan of this sport. He has been undefeated on American soil since July 4th, 2001! No one has even come close. We’re talking 400lb American beasts. Its sad when us obese Americans can’t even win at eating! Argh…
But this year, we have the Great White Hope. Meet Joey Chesnut. He has eaten 50 hot dogs which would have beat “Kobe” last year…so tomorrow should be a real weiner showdown. Sports is a beautiful thing.

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4 Responses to “KOBAYASHI IS A BAD MOFO.”

  1. kenzilla says:

    oh SICK. i love hotdogs. i just don’t want to know what they put in ‘em. where is this event held at?

  2. nel says:

    Welcome to “Kobe Island” instead of “Coney Island”.

  3. Goon says:

    When I look at this picture all I see is the chest of the girl standing next to him. Then I pan over and see the other woman wearing the pink bathing Suit.

  4. Abraham says:

    That girl on the right is SUPER stacked…good lawd….

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